What I want/ed in a man

7 Nov



Before Marriage (My perfect husband to be would be the following)

Original List:

SO, obviously, I wanted a handsome, charming, cute husband. It was important to me that he was a caring listener.
Had to be Witty/Funny (that was a must). Atheltic, in good shape, ripped abs and spent his days at the gym.
He had to dresses with style (not as much as me, but style). Important that he appreciate finer things in life.
I wanted a husband that was full of thoughtful surprises!

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 30)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors
3 Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 50)
1. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
2. Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally
3. Nods head when I’m talking
4. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
5. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
6. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
7. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 70)

1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4 Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 80)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet.

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4 Responses to “What I want/ed in a man”

  1. buzfairy November 8, 2010 at 8:31 pm #

    Ok, these lists are HiLarious… how do u come up with them?

    I especially love point 2 in the age 80 list 😉

    • Babble November 9, 2010 at 8:42 pm #

      Snippets from here there and everywhere, slight bit of copyright fraud going on 🙂 I adjusted it to my liking tho 🙂 xx

  2. noon November 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm #

    LOOL
    theres no such thing as a perfect man 😛 not in kuwait

  3. Haifa Al-AlSheikh November 11, 2010 at 10:16 pm #

    Hahaha I love this! Hilarious! xD

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