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No Farting Allowed

25 Nov

Via my dear friend, Buzfairy

A joke for the men…

24 Nov

WaRNING: This joke isn’t really for ladies at all, we’re just not that rude. LOL

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn’t want to be rude, so I replied, “Not too bad, thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. “So, what are you up to?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, “Just having a quick dump… How about yourself?”

The next thing I heard him say was, “Sorry, mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some knob in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.”

Mr Orange

23 Nov

My little cousins introduced me to Mr. Annoying Orange.
He is hilarious.

Funny Elephant Pictures

23 Nov

The sad thing is, an elephant never forgets…..or so they say.

How much of the world have you travelled?

21 Nov

Shameful, I’ve only traveled 8% of the world…I really need to make that 98%….

Find out how much of the world you have traveled here

Google Maps…LOL

19 Nov

Ok, go to google maps…

Click: GET DIRECTIONS.

Ok, now, at A) write … Japan

at B) write… China

Then click ‘GET DIRECTIONS’ …..

Scroll to number 43 suggested route

If you don’t LOL then you have a really crap sense of humor.

LOL

A joke for your friday

19 Nov

Roger left for work on Friday morning.  Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay packet.

Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.  Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, ‘How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?’

Roger replied grimly, ‘That would be fine with me.’

Monday went by and he didn’t see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye

Countdown’s funniest bloopers!

19 Nov

 

A little about Babble

19 Nov

So, a few of you want to know more about me…so, here’s a few ‘questions and answers’!

1. What’s your favorite movie of all time and why?

-This is always a hard question for me. I have so many movies that I love for so many different reasons but if I was on my death bed and had the choice to watch one movie, I’d probably watch something I could really laugh at…so, I’d have to go with, Two Weeks Notice- Sandra Bullock makes me laugh my ass off everytime.

2. What’s your favorite tv show of all time and why?

-HOUSE…for so many reasons. Him being the main one. He’s my ‘older man crush’.

3. If you could be a character in any novel you’ve ever read, who would you be and why?

-If you’ve read the book, I heart New York, you’d understand why……………. 😛

4. What would you do if you had a million dollars?

-Probably build my own zoo, I’m an animal lover. Imagine waking up every morning to the sound of lions roaring, monkeys ooohing, sea lions (doing whatever it is they do LOL)

5. What’s the most expensive gift you’ve ever received from someone?

-My Wedding Ring …eek…I cringe when I think how much it was. I hate spending wayd money on ‘materialistic things’ bes, I couldn’t say no…LOL

6. What’s your favorite kind of music?

-I’m a bit of a ‘whatever goes’ kind of gal…I like The Fray, Boyce Avenue, Lady Gaga, Take That and 80’s bands.

7. What was your favorite game to play as a child?

-Marco Polo when we went swimming!

8. Would you rather have the power to be invisible or the power to read minds?

-The power to be invisible

9. If you life was a song, what would it be?

-Ooooh, that’s a hard one. Hmmm…. for this, im adding a link because if I write the name of the song, you will all go :O …bes, listen to it and read the lyrics, it isn’t what you think. It probably describes every woman out there. Here it is.

10. Will you ever do another one of these?

-Yes, maybe 😀 you’ll just have to keep coming back to check! 😛

Weird but wonderful!

17 Nov

A british artist has turned ‘hubcaps’ into works of art…check this out..weird or what!

not too sure I like the owl…but I like this next one…

and this dog is quite spectacular!

Amazing what you can do with a scrap of metal……

You can read more of his story here