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America’s Secret the P791

17 Nov

NOTE: It’s good to know this is what America is spending Tax Payers Money on…so here’s my question….what is it? LOL

A low level flying spaceship to carry cargo…..that’s the answer from the army ….aha. OK.

 

Where will you be Spring/Summer 2011?

17 Nov

Well, I hope I’ll be somewhere watching The Royal Wedding.

That’s right. Prince William is FINALLY going to make an honest woman out of Kate, or Katherine as he made the announcement to the world, yesterday.

So, here’s my question. Is the lady going to do a flip reversal and start dressing and acting like a ‘royal’?

Here’s Kate in 2008- note: this was for a charity, roller-blade party!

Here’s Kate Wearing a neat skirt suit, she was joined by Prince Harry and Camilla Parker-Bowles at St George’s Chapel, Windsor, when William received the Knight of the Garter – becoming a Royal Knight Companion and the 1,000th Knight in the order.

 

Will she remember to take the labels off the shoes when she gets married? I do hope so.

I wish them all the best. I think they make a lovely couples and she seems ‘normal’.

 

Only 2wks left!

16 Nov

Don’t forget about NBK’s Photo Comp! There’s only two weeks left!

All you have to do is, submit your picture to their facebook group get the most likes and VOILA! the money will be all yours!

Here’s the terms and conditons!

1-     Photographs must be taken by the submitter.

2-     Participants don’t have to be NBK customers.

3-     NBK staff members are not eligible to participate in this competition.

4-     Photographs must be of original concept or idea must not have won any awards or participated in similar competitions.

5-     Photos must be available for printing upon request & of high resolution.

6-     Content submitted to NBK becomes the intellectual property of NBK. NBK will reserve the right to use them without the consent of the photographer.

7-     Photos must be emailed to: facebook@nbk.com

8-     Participant must be a resident in Kuwait.

9-     Photographs will be judged by the number of “like” it gets.

10-  Deadline for all submissions will be November 30th 2010.

11-  All submissions are subject to review. Any submission maybe declined without notice.

12-  There will be only one winner. Prize is KD250 prepaid card.

13-  Photographs cannot be taken inside the branch.

14-  Participants can submit more than one photo.

 

How to Enter:

  • email the photo to: facebook@nbk.com

Suggested themes:

  • NBK: The Safest bank in Kuwait and the Middle East.
  • NBK and the Community 
  • NBK around the world
  • “3a6oona 3eediya” TVC
  • NBK in shopping malls
  • NBK in your area

Submission should include:

  • Name :
  • Telephone number:
  • Age & Profession:
  • Civil ID Number:

Yala!! Start taking pics!

Special Thanks to p0ach

16 Nov

So, you all know I had a bit of trouble the last few days setting this up!!

Finally got it sorted with KFH and WordPress!

Anyway, thanks to everyone that helped and to pOach for putting up with my endless messages asking for help!

 

T-Mobile:Welcome back

15 Nov

Zain, Viva and Wataniya need to see how the cellphone networks do it in the UK.

This is GOOD advertising!

Don’t forget!

14 Nov

Don’t forget you can follow Babble on Twitter!

 

Laugh Your *** Off

13 Nov

Simple ways to attract women

12 Nov

”There is no goodbye with love” – Babble

You might think, Oh Babble, what on earth are you getting all ‘cheesy’ for… I’m not, BUT, I thought I’d help you guys out…

So, one of my friends said, ‘but, she’s so out of my league’. She’s not. You just aren’t approaching the situation correctly.

How you approach a woman will be the first thing that will determine if she will feel attracted to you. Also, the degree of attractiveness of a woman completely dictates what your approach should be. A woman who rates as a 9 or 10 will need a completely different approach than a 5, 6, 7, or even an 8. This is because good looking women receive compliments on their looks all the time as compared to women less good looking so, you need to UP YOUR GAME. Be different. Be unique. Don’t come up with something like, ‘I just want to tell you how beautiful you are’…most girls that rate 9 or 10 KNOW they are beautiful, they don’t need you telling them.

Women like confident men. They don’t want someone that will hide behind them in times of trouble. Stand up for yourself. Be a man. Ask her for dinner, don’t potter about asking for ‘facebook account names, twitter usernames, BB pins etc.’

And, if she refuses dinner, go that next step, just go right to her door and ask her father for her hand in marriage. You laugh but…sometimes it’s the only option.

 

My Parent is an Idiot

12 Nov


Who are these idiots? Some people should just not be allowed to have children…………..

This next one is funny tho…

you can find more of these pics over at this great site

A Tiny Bit Marvellous

12 Nov

So, I’ve just started reading this

so far, it is absolutely hilarious..

Here’s the review from amazon

Everyone hates the perfect family. So you’ll love the Battles. Mo is about to hit the big 50, and some uncomfortable truths are becoming quite apparent: She doesn’t understand either of her teenage kids, which as a child psychologist, is fairly embarrassing.

A TINY BIT MARVELLOUS is the story of a modern family all living in their own separate bubbles lurching towards meltdown. It is for anyone who has ever shared a home with that weird group of strangers we call relations. Oh and there’s a dog. Called Poo.

You can buy this for about 9 pounds stirling (hardback) or 12 pounds stirling for your kindle!

For anyone that doesn’t know the author…she is quite simply, as Barney would say, ‘Leg…wait for it…end….ary!’

She is also an actress and plays the Vicar in the Vicar of Dibley which is a very funny, UK TV Series..