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A Tiny Bit Marvellous

12 Nov

So, I’ve just started reading this

so far, it is absolutely hilarious..

Here’s the review from amazon

Everyone hates the perfect family. So you’ll love the Battles. Mo is about to hit the big 50, and some uncomfortable truths are becoming quite apparent: She doesn’t understand either of her teenage kids, which as a child psychologist, is fairly embarrassing.

A TINY BIT MARVELLOUS is the story of a modern family all living in their own separate bubbles lurching towards meltdown. It is for anyone who has ever shared a home with that weird group of strangers we call relations. Oh and there’s a dog. Called Poo.

You can buy this for about 9 pounds stirling (hardback) or 12 pounds stirling for your kindle!

For anyone that doesn’t know the author…she is quite simply, as Barney would say, ‘Leg…wait for it…end….ary!’

She is also an actress and plays the Vicar in the Vicar of Dibley which is a very funny, UK TV Series..

oh, yes…i’m sure!

9 Nov

Lately, my inbox has been FULL of crap like this. Seriously, how stupid do some people have to be to even spend their time sending these things.

Here are a few from the last week:

Congratulations!!! You have won £250,000.00POUNDS from Pepsi Company
award 2010, Please provide your Full name, Age, Sex, Country,Occupation,
Phone and Address.and send them to: Mrs. FRANCESS DAVE, Phone#

AND here’s another…

Serial No:5388/02
Cash on file:
Dear Email owner,
Your email address on REFERENCE NUMBER:BMW:25515600DS has won a total cash prize of
750, 000.00 GBPs (Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British pounds) and other consolation prizes
in Our Computerised Email random selection. Please contact the claims officer for more information
Claims Requirements:1.full name: 2.Home Address: 3.Age: 4.Sex: 5.Telephone: 6.Occupation:
Email: bmwclai

Now, here is what I have to say to you. PISS OFF YOU DONKEY.

Have a great day!