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No Farting Allowed

25 Nov

Via my dear friend, Buzfairy

Funny Elephant Pictures

23 Nov

The sad thing is, an elephant never forgets…..or so they say.

Google Maps…LOL

19 Nov

Ok, go to google maps…

Click: GET DIRECTIONS.

Ok, now, at A) write … Japan

at B) write… China

Then click ‘GET DIRECTIONS’ …..

Scroll to number 43 suggested route

If you don’t LOL then you have a really crap sense of humor.

LOL

Weird but wonderful!

17 Nov

A british artist has turned ‘hubcaps’ into works of art…check this out..weird or what!

not too sure I like the owl…but I like this next one…

and this dog is quite spectacular!

Amazing what you can do with a scrap of metal……

You can read more of his story here

Where will you be Spring/Summer 2011?

17 Nov

Well, I hope I’ll be somewhere watching The Royal Wedding.

That’s right. Prince William is FINALLY going to make an honest woman out of Kate, or Katherine as he made the announcement to the world, yesterday.

So, here’s my question. Is the lady going to do a flip reversal and start dressing and acting like a ‘royal’?

Here’s Kate in 2008- note: this was for a charity, roller-blade party!

Here’s Kate Wearing a neat skirt suit, she was joined by Prince Harry and Camilla Parker-Bowles at St George’s Chapel, Windsor, when William received the Knight of the Garter – becoming a Royal Knight Companion and the 1,000th Knight in the order.

 

Will she remember to take the labels off the shoes when she gets married? I do hope so.

I wish them all the best. I think they make a lovely couples and she seems ‘normal’.

 

Laugh Your *** Off

13 Nov

Simple ways to attract women

12 Nov

”There is no goodbye with love” – Babble

You might think, Oh Babble, what on earth are you getting all ‘cheesy’ for… I’m not, BUT, I thought I’d help you guys out…

So, one of my friends said, ‘but, she’s so out of my league’. She’s not. You just aren’t approaching the situation correctly.

How you approach a woman will be the first thing that will determine if she will feel attracted to you. Also, the degree of attractiveness of a woman completely dictates what your approach should be. A woman who rates as a 9 or 10 will need a completely different approach than a 5, 6, 7, or even an 8. This is because good looking women receive compliments on their looks all the time as compared to women less good looking so, you need to UP YOUR GAME. Be different. Be unique. Don’t come up with something like, ‘I just want to tell you how beautiful you are’…most girls that rate 9 or 10 KNOW they are beautiful, they don’t need you telling them.

Women like confident men. They don’t want someone that will hide behind them in times of trouble. Stand up for yourself. Be a man. Ask her for dinner, don’t potter about asking for ‘facebook account names, twitter usernames, BB pins etc.’

And, if she refuses dinner, go that next step, just go right to her door and ask her father for her hand in marriage. You laugh but…sometimes it’s the only option.