Tag Archives: humor

oh, yes…i’m sure!

9 Nov

Lately, my inbox has been FULL of crap like this. Seriously, how stupid do some people have to be to even spend their time sending these things.

Here are a few from the last week:

Congratulations!!! You have won £250,000.00POUNDS from Pepsi Company
award 2010, Please provide your Full name, Age, Sex, Country,Occupation,
Phone and Address.and send them to: Mrs. FRANCESS DAVE, Phone#

AND here’s another…

REFERENCE NUMBER:BMW:25515600DS
Serial No:5388/02
Cash on file:
Dear Email owner,
Your email address on REFERENCE NUMBER:BMW:25515600DS has won a total cash prize of
750, 000.00 GBPs (Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Great British pounds) and other consolation prizes
in Our Computerised Email random selection. Please contact the claims officer for more information
Claims Officer:MR.CLAYTON DARREN
Claims Requirements:1.full name: 2.Home Address: 3.Age: 4.Sex: 5.Telephone: 6.Occupation:
Email: bmwclai
msdepartment@wss-id.org

Now, here is what I have to say to you. PISS OFF YOU DONKEY.

Have a great day!

HILARIOUS…DB

28 Oct

Omg, who would have thought, Mr. David Beckham is infact, hilarious…this is a really funny ‘setup’ on the Ellen Show… he played it really well… Poor girl tho. LOL

a 37yr old woman and a 23yr old man…

14 Oct

Watching ‘Prime’ on MBC 4. Love this movie! It’s a typical older woman meets younger man scenario….hilarious

Rafi Gardet, a beautiful 37-year-old photography producer reeling from a recent divorce, meets David Bloomberg, a handsome 23-year-old painter recently out of college. Rafi’s therapist, Dr. Lisa Metzger, who is working to help Rafi overcome her fears of intimacy, finds out that

Rafi’s new lover is–unfortunately for Lisa–her only son, David. Both David and Rafi must contend with their 14-year age gap, vastly different backgrounds and the demands of David’s traditional mother- just watch the moment when the mother finds out who her client is dating…..and sleeping with…….hilarious!

A must see for all on a Thursday night in!

Apple Ipottie gone mad

27 Sep

Ok, so we know that Apple have literally ‘taken over the world’ with their iphones, cars, laptops, ipods, ipads, and well, yes, now we have the iPottie…………………..they are just takin the piss -no pun intended 😉