Tag Archives: United States

A joke for the men…

24 Nov

WaRNING: This joke isn’t really for ladies at all, we’re just not that rude. LOL

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn’t want to be rude, so I replied, “Not too bad, thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. “So, what are you up to?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, “Just having a quick dump… How about yourself?”

The next thing I heard him say was, “Sorry, mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some knob in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.”

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Marriage and what it means to me…

19 Nov

In my opinion, marriage isn’t just a piece of paper. It’s a contract, an agreement between two people to spend the rest of their lives together…..and happily at that.We should never settle for ‘oh, I’ve married him now, I have to live with it.’ No, you don’t. If it’s that bad, leave. If not, make it work.

My first serious point is, The Wedding Band…don’t start quoting things to me or telling me about culture but personally, I think a wedding band is so important. Thankfully, my husband agreed. What do I think it means? And why do I think it is important? Well, there are a few reasons, it is clear to others that I am married, no longer available! In other words, DON’T BOTHER ME. It shows how important my marriage is. It’s a tiny thing, but it’s always there, always reminding me of the most important person in my life. AND for those exact reasons, I’m glad my husband wears one too…and note: the ‘how important my marriage is’ actually came from his mouth as I type this, I asked him, ‘why is your wedding ring important?’ He said, ‘it reminds me of how important my marriage is’.

Truth be told, it probably is that thing that stops men from making those little mistakes they shouldn’t make but some do.

Right, phew, now that’s out of the road, what next? Yes, ladies…

I think there are a few things that we forget.LADIES. Yes, this is directed at the ladies and for once, I’m making US out to be the ‘bad ones’.

Perhaps, we ‘let ourselves go’. Ladies, we forget the importance of ‘looking nice’, ‘wearing a little makeup’, even jewellery.

I’m not saying that these materialistic things matter BUT I do believe they have some importance.

Put yourself in your husband’s shoes. He comes home, find you in your pjs, trackie bottoms, makeup not done, hair looking like you could fry and egg on it…well, it’s not a very pretty site. Yes, of course, there are going to be days when you will be in trackie bottoms and he will love you just as much but every once in a while, make the effort.

As women, we are quick to blame the man for many, many things. We should all stop and think, sometimes, it IS our fault.

He married a ‘fun’, ‘loving’, woman…try and stay that way.

One problem that ‘crops’ up in marriage is children.

We tend to think we need to take our children EVERYWHERE with us. We don’t. We can arrange to leave them with family/friends and have those romantic nights out with our husbands. They need YOU, ALONE. It’s difficult to have ‘real’ adult conversation with kids around…infact, it’s almost impossible. What if your husband wants to say, ‘damn, you look hot today’…it will resort to ‘you look nice’ and then, we complain. Huh, he said, ‘nice, bes’ that was it…well, what else can he say in front of a 6 year old?

Time alone is VITAL.

Once or twice a week is CRUCIAL. Coffee dates, dinner dates, cinema, a walk on the beach…you are never too old.

Remember that couple that you saw sitting by the pier, eating fish and chips out of a paper bag that were in their 70’s…that is MY aim. I want to be that couple.

Most of us marry our best friends and learn to love them as a ‘title’…a husband or a wife. We all have our ups and downs but we must always remember the reason we fell in love in the first place.

What does marriage mean to you? I’m interested to know. The divorce rate in Kuwait is so high…why? And why can’t marriage be taken more seriously?

Men have been abandoned…sorry

11 Nov
Unisex symbol

I’m sorry, I have kind of abandoned you guys…I was doing so well having a ‘unisex’ blog and then somewhere along the way, I got pms and started posting female,moany, groany posts….well, I’m back to ‘unisex’!

You got your sporting moments yesterday…today you are getting EXTREME GADGETS!!

Keep a look out for the top 10 best gadgets of 2010…and perhaps a sneak peek into what’s coming next year!

 

America Under Attack?

29 Oct
Fox News Channel

Image via Wikipedia

So,my hubby is returning soon! I got my hair done today.It’s cute. Very impressed 10/10  really, really hope he likes it. Oh bum,I don’t care, I like it 😀

Started my diet too, well,haven’t had fizzy drinks in a week…go me!

It’s Friday night, I’m watching Fox News and it seems that America could actually be under attack? or at least, it is being ‘attempted to be’.

They are searching a plane and have found explosive devices.  Also seems that the UK have ‘suspended’ all direct flights from Yemen……………………what is going on!

Be warned; You May Vomit

18 Oct

 

wayne rooney & cristiano ronaldo

Image by nyaa_birdies_perch via Flickr

 

Oh, I’m DELIGHTED that Wayne Rooney will NOT be signing another contract with Man U.
He is just horrible.
Be warned, do not look at the picture below if you are eating. You may vomit.

a 37yr old woman and a 23yr old man…

14 Oct

Watching ‘Prime’ on MBC 4. Love this movie! It’s a typical older woman meets younger man scenario….hilarious

Rafi Gardet, a beautiful 37-year-old photography producer reeling from a recent divorce, meets David Bloomberg, a handsome 23-year-old painter recently out of college. Rafi’s therapist, Dr. Lisa Metzger, who is working to help Rafi overcome her fears of intimacy, finds out that

Rafi’s new lover is–unfortunately for Lisa–her only son, David. Both David and Rafi must contend with their 14-year age gap, vastly different backgrounds and the demands of David’s traditional mother- just watch the moment when the mother finds out who her client is dating…..and sleeping with…….hilarious!

A must see for all on a Thursday night in!

Ice Land Dubai Opens!!

6 Oct

A global-warming-run-amok water park in Ras Al Khamiah, an hour from Dubai is bringing the icy, snow-covered Antarctic tundra to the hot, dry Arabian Desert — complete with hundreds of tuxedoed penguins!!! How cool is this!!

It features 24 water slides streaming from five snow-clad mountaintops with names such as Mt. Fury and Mt. Iceberg! It also has a disco pool! A soccer pool field and even better, to enter the park you have to walk under a 120 ft man-made waterfall!! Sound awesome?!

Check out the aerial shots!

Prices aren’t too bad..

Below is a park map, if you click on it, you can enlarge it and see all they have to offer!